Find Out Why Your Website is Slow(And How to Fix It Without a Developer)
Weekly monitoring that tells you exactly what's wrong and how to fix it yourself. In plain English.
Why PageSpeed Tools Suck for Normal People
You're a marketer, not a developer. You need answers, not algorithms.
GTmetrix Says:
You: "...what?"
Developer Says:
You: "...seriously?"
We Say:
You: "I can do that!"
You Don't Need 47 Warnings
You need ONE clear problem with ONE clear solution that you can fix yourself in 5 minutes. That's what we do. Every week. In plain English.
Monitoring Made for Marketers, Not Engineers
We check your site weekly and tell you what actually matters.
We Test Weekly
Automated PageSpeed testing every Monday morning
You Get One Email
Just the biggest issue and how to fix it
You Fix in 5 Min
DIY instructions, no developer needed
Site Gets Faster
Better SEO, happier visitors, more conversions
We Speak Human
No "First Contentful Paint" or "Time to Interactive" gibberish. Just "Your images are too big" or "Delete this unused plugin."
One Week, One Fix
GTmetrix shows 47 issues. We show you the ONE that matters most. Fix that, then we'll tell you the next one.
DIY Solutions
Step-by-step instructions you can follow. If it needs code, we'll tell you exactly what to tell your developer.
Examples of Weekly Fixes We Send:
Stop Subscribing. Start Fixing.
One payment. Weekly reports for 2+ years. No monthly bills.
Other Monitoring Tools
- Monthly bills forever
- Complex dashboards
- Technical jargon
- Still need a developer
- 47 issues to stress about
Why One-Time Payment?
Because we hate subscriptions too. Our server costs are basically zero. Why should you pay monthly for something that runs automatically? Pay once, get weekly reports for at least 2 years. Simple.
Why I Built This
I'm Malte. I used to charge clients $150/hour as a consultant to read their PageSpeed reports and tell them things like "your images are too big" or "delete that unused plugin."
It felt stupid. The fixes were usually simple - compress an image, delete unused code, enable caching. Things anyone could do if someone just told them in plain English.
Most monitoring tools are built for developers. They show you 47 warnings, complex metrics, and technical jargon. Marketers don't need that. They need to know the ONE thing that's actually slowing down their site and how to fix it themselves.
So I built a tool that does what I used to do - finds the biggest problem and explains how to fix it in plain English. No dashboards, no complexity, just "do this, fix that."
Currently helping our first beta users save thousands on developer fees. Want to join them?
Common Questions
Everything marketers ask before signing up
How is this different from GTmetrix or PageSpeed Insights?
Those tools show you problems. We show you solutions. GTmetrix gives you 47 technical warnings. We give you ONE clear instruction: 'Compress this image at TinyPNG.com.' No technical knowledge needed.
Can I really fix these issues myself?
Yes! We only send fixes you can do without code - like compressing images, installing plugins, or changing settings. If something needs a developer, we'll tell you exactly what to ask them (saves money on dev time).
Why weekly instead of daily reports?
Daily is just noise. You're not going to fix something every day anyway. Weekly gives you time to actually implement fixes and see results.
Why $29 one-time instead of monthly?
Because we hate subscriptions too. Our costs are minimal - it's all automated. Why charge monthly for something that runs itself? Pay once, get reports for at least 2 years.
What if my site doesn't have any issues?
Great! You'll get a weekly confirmation that everything's fine. Most sites have something that can be improved though - usually images that are too large.
Is this only for WordPress sites?
No, we monitor any website. The fixes we suggest are universal (compress images, enable caching, etc). For platform-specific issues, we'll give you platform-specific solutions.
What happens after 2 years?
We guarantee at least 2 years of service. After that, we'll likely keep it running (our costs are near zero). If we ever shut down, we'll give you plenty of notice.
Do I need to install anything on my website?
Nope! We monitor from the outside using Google's PageSpeed API. Just give us your URL and we'll start monitoring.
Your Website Is Probably Fine
But if it's not, wouldn't you rather know? And more importantly, wouldn't you rather know how to fix it without calling your developer?
No credit card required • No spam • No 47-point reports